Kalliel's Stupidland was once ruled by Kalliel. However, Kalliel has since been devoured by rabid colour-blind LJ themes, and the lands have fallen into anarchy. Armies of bright yellow, cerise and tangerine are battling for the crown.

The quest for a standardized tongue in Stupidland has likewise fallen to the fishes. English and Russian fight for dominance; at this point, English reigns grammatically superior.

The regent, Major Alex Louis Armstrong, oversees this sad state of affairs, while his previously fleeting plans of escape become fewer and marginally less extravagant.