January 10th, 2014

wwdd

Yeah, that stopped being cute like 12 hours ago.

This is how I feel about airlines:


Fast 6 - a handful of cars take down an entire jet.


This is how I feel about the 65 hours it took to get back to this dumb city, when it would have taken 34 to drive*:


Source: missmegrose@Tumblr


* Even allowing for sleeping, and for dipping south to avoid the greater cluterfuck that was MN/WI/IL, it still would have been faster. And, even assuming only 25mpg, cheaper.

And you know what, airlines? Don't even try to blame this bullshit on the weather. That is so far from what pisses me off about you. Fuck airplanes fuck trains fuck buses fuck taxis fuck all of this travel and transportation paraphernalia. If I owned a car, I'd just drive everywhere. BUT I DON'T OWN A CAR. Though of course if I did it would probably be a shitty car and it would have to go fuck itself, too.

Next time, I will just walk. I will walk from San Francisco.

It's only 2340 miles.
duckies

2014!verse

and then the friend who came to visit me all the way from NYC (who beat me to Detroit by like half a day...) fractured her fibula at my house. So we are spending her first vacation day at urgent care/the ER. :(

WHY HAVE I BROUGHT THIS CURSE UPON MY FRIENDS.

Is it 2015 yet?