February 27th, 2014

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These are ALL rhetorical questions!

1) Why is it so hard to find pomelos? :(
2) Why did 99% of my flist dislike 9x14? :(
3) Why haven't I seen 9x14 yet? :( Because someone emailed you at midnight on SPN Tuesday asking you to do work, and you forgot to pretend you were asleep. And then you volunteered for a different extra assignment, which you are still doing. BECAUSE YOU ARE DUMB.

In related news, I stared at my calendar for like an hour today and apparently the next time I'll have time to dedicate to things that aren't "not dying" is 8 April. WHY.

And I'm serious about the pomelo thing. If I get obsessive about SPN, I can assure you that this carries over into most other things! XP Once I had a certain kind of pencil pouch stolen from me and I drove around to stores across three different counties trying to track down a new one. And when I finally just found them online, I bought nine of them. Nine. The only reason I didn't compulsively buy more is because they went out of stock. So anyway, pomelos: I've been to the grocery store every single day this week just to see if they have pomelos, and have asked on two separate occasions whether they were planning to get any more. If this keeps up the entire staff is going to know me as the Pomelo Person. And I'm still not going to have any pomelos! :( If they ever return, I am going to buy ALL OF THEM.

Okay. Back to work. :(

And one more :(