November 18th, 2014


I know what's in the bookmobiles in Hell

- One of my seminars was cancelled today and IT'S THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME!! WIth my three hours of extra time, I will do work for...that seminar.

- This week I'm reading Capital in the 21st Century and Debt: The First 5,000 Years. The title of that last one sounds so laughably unpalatable I'm convinced this book is some kind of Punk'd publication. These books are what languish at the back of the bookmobiles in Hell.

- In Crowley's Hell, this is probably even more true!

- And all the demons are annoyed that Abaddon never properly took over, because then the library would have carried like, Helene Cixous or something.

- And they miss Azazel, because under him at least they got to read whatever shitty book series convinced him "psychic children" was a viable plan for world domination.

- There's an educational crisis going on in Hell right now; everyone's forgetting their Church Latin and feelin' kinda neoliberal.