May 21st, 2019



Last night I had a dream I had a baby, but in a five-hour span (that happened to coincide with a wedding?) she went from being newborn to being thirteen. When I realized what was happening I got really sad, because I was like, IS THIS SOME FREAK GENETIC THING. IS BABY GOING TO DIE A FEW DAYS FROM NOW AT AGE 100? :(

But even in dream world, dream!me still had a definable moment in the dream where I was like, "Man, this isn't at all how 7x13 went down."