So I will merely broadcast my affection for judgmental!kind-of-a-dick!Sammy.
And also the silly infodump stairwell scene. <33
And also I'm pretty sure Sam didn't eat anything for the duration of the weekend except for Jess's cookies, because all he did was turn down food twice. PETITION TO RESTORE THESE ALL-IMPORTANT COOKIES TO THE NETFLIX/iTUNES VERSIONS OF THE PILOT BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, WTF. WHY WOULD YOU CUT THE COOKES? D;
Also, I'm just going to put this here:
Video inspired by the Internet wank that is local election advertisement for my hometown. Complete with anti!sites and hilarious anti-nicknames! Mugshot Mary and Bob the Bully for California Senate! .../O\
Second centennial paper crane count: 10.