I am apparently so spoiler-free that I missed the exclusive interview with Jeremy Carver et al where they took me aside privately and PLUMBED THE DEPTHS OF MY SUBCONSCIOUS for everything I've ever really wanted out of life.
THIS IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION I CAN OFFER FOR HOW THIS SEASON IS GOING SO FAR.
Of course, this also makes me feel rather irrelevant, because what is the point of writing ridiculous idfic if SPN is legitimately doing it better, and knowing me better than I know me!! But seriously though!!
I know how these women feel now, except replace "Dean" with "Show." [Spoiler (click to open)]Except maybe just keep it as Dean. Except add some Sams and some Hannahs and some Cas and some random tow truck lady and some Action Man in there, A LOT OF
Dear SPN, If S9 was your love letter to me (and S8 was what, playing hard to get??), what's all this S10 business supposed to be? A proposal?
HONEY YOU KNOW I ALREADY SAID "YES" DURING S5.
I looked up 5-year wedding anniversary gifts, and apparently they're wood and silverware. WELL. Dear SPN, I have some wood and silverware for you, my dear snufflebunny:
(YES, OF COURSE THAT'S AN AQUATIC PIECE OF SILVERWARE. WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR. XD)