I'm currently packing my bags to go visit
So it's just like, okay. Dress shoes. Dress. Blazer. Academic-looking clothes. BACKPACKING CLOTHES.
KNIVES. A LENGTH OF ROPE.
OH, BOOKS I NEED FOR RESEARCH. SHIT, TEACHING MATERIALS SO I CAN WORK ON MY CLASS FOR NEXT SEMESTER.
Maybe I should pack some "Fed threads" and holy water just, you know. To be prepared for every possible situation.
And what about this tin of chocolate sardines? Where do I fit that????
(It's a Father's Day gift. My dad doesn't like sardines, and he doesn't fish. But he does like weird things in cans, and chocolate. So really, if ever there were a person to receive a tin can of chocolate sardines...)