But then I was like, well, I have plenty of cell service, it's all good; I'll just do it on my phone. But then I woke up and there was no service. So I was like, well. That's odd. I guess I'll drive into town this afternoon, then.
No service there, either. So I was like, okay, I'll drive into the next town which is a bigger town!
No service. So I was like, okay, I'll follow this sign to the county library, which might have a computer I can use.
But the sign led to a hardware store and a farm.
So I was like, fuck it, I'll just drive to the NEXT NEAREST LIBRARY, which was in the NEXT town, 23 miles away.
But when I got to that library, it was actually just a wooden shack on the side of the road that had been condemned? And still no service. Which is really weird, because I swear to god I had all the service yesterday. Three bars!
So I drove around this creepy town, which is half ghost town (lots of condemned wooden shacks) until I found a place that advertised coffee and Wifi and is using a fold up table as its register counter and has power tools as decorations.
Oh, and on the way here I witnessed a high speed chase wherein the sedan being chased down by the sheriff truck was definitely not showing any signs of stopping.
Nevada is a fucking weird place. O_o;;
Y'all, please enjoy this lovely summergen! The longer you look at it, and think about it, the creepier it gets.
And if that doesn't get you, just pretend the whole thing is going down in Nevada.