But I digress. In 7x05 there's this weird scene where Sam and Dean are just dropping random nouns, and one of the first things that comes to mind for Dean is "waffle iron." Of all the nouns in the world, seriously? Waffle iron? Like, my god, get this man some waffles already!
In my mind, Dean's internal narrative for the first half of S7 is half "I'm falling apart and I can't make it stop and everything is going to shit and Castiel is gone and I'm going to lose Sam and I can't even begin to drink enough" and half "but waffles tho." Which is actually really sad.
Anyone wanna supply numbers 2-5? ;P