Kalliel (kalliel) wrote,

Television for Assimilated Zombies

Took a chance by eating a rich family, because what zombie wants to pay those kinds of property taxes, right? But it turns out it's their dream home.

Ate the delivery man, but not after watching "love the way your skin looks" on the Food Network to make sure to prepare him properly. Air fry that skin! We're zombies, not peasants.

Watch TV during dinner. The Dead Files is so #relatable.

After dinner skincare routine, because assimilated zombies care about their skin more than anyone else on the planet, actually. Love the way your skin looks!!!
Tags: #relatable, fandom: spn, salt being a spirit deterrent

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