Now I'm just imagining Michael having like, a band T-shirt with "THE DESIRE TOUR" emblazoned on the back in a garish font, under which is a listing of all the places he wandered around to during the Hellatus.
You know. For his ragtime album.
So uh, that's what I'm going to call it from now on. THE DESIRE TOUR. XDD
EDIT: It's too late, I've already created the monstrosity.
In a weird bit of canon continuity, Michael approached the same art house that brought your the Hell Hazers II poster to make his ragtime album cover. Ugliness his his aesthetic, though he prefers you call it "the grotesque."