This one isn't in Michigan, but what I'm getting from this is that the bunker is way bigger than we think. Do you think it might use this underground city to stretch all the way to the former salt mine/salt vault in Hutchinson, KS?
Please tell me you remember the giant former salt mine/vault of antiquities and pop culture items in Hutchinson, Kansas AKA still one of the coolest places I've ever been to.

In other news, I have a raging headache but I have to finish a job talk I definitely won't be able to finish before I give it its mock run tomorrow morning, I just finished a job interview, I have another job interview tomorrow, I'm definitely fucking all these up because I AM VERY TIRED and THERE ARE TOO MANY THINGS TO DO and I think it's kind of fucked up that my reprieves from all this nonsense are literally... My job--the things I am getting paid to do--are the "chill, leisure activities" of the week. Tomorrow I get to go on a fun leisurely adventure to the GAS STATION so I can drive to Detroit for a meeting on Friday. How am I supposed to replenish myself before heading out to hopefully auction myself off at a campus visit, huh??